Monday, 22 December 2008

In the dog-house





"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."



Barman forgot our wedding anniversary, Barmaid is plotting revenge.

Perhaps a nice syrup of figs dressing to accompany Christmas dinner and replacement of those nice, soft, squashy loo rolls with 'Izal' should just about even things out.



2 comments:

Lost said...

Aw no! Bad bad bad Barman! in the dog house indeed!
Until he comes up trumps with a romantic weekend away!

Mel said...

Haha. A woman scorned and all that!

Hope you have a lovely xmas, notwithstanding all the grovelling that Barman will have to do!