"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
Barman forgot our wedding anniversary, Barmaid is plotting revenge.
Perhaps a nice syrup of figs dressing to accompany Christmas dinner and replacement of those nice, soft, squashy loo rolls with 'Izal' should just about even things out.
2 comments:
Aw no! Bad bad bad Barman! in the dog house indeed!
Until he comes up trumps with a romantic weekend away!
Haha. A woman scorned and all that!
Hope you have a lovely xmas, notwithstanding all the grovelling that Barman will have to do!
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