Tuesday, 8 September 2009

The Squirrel Speaks

All of you who do not take my world domination seriously will be dealt with accordingly:



Mr Swizz - I know where you spend your evenings, do not think you can hide from the squirrel.











Mistress Minx - I have friends in high places, the squirrel rules supreme!
And finally, Mr Barboy, you shall not ever mention madness or anything to do with NUTS again, I have friends in the kebab van dining hall at your Inn.

5 comments:

A Mink that Knows Minx said...

My Dear Squirrel,

Speaking as a CARNIVEROUS European Mink (with a Naturally LUSTROUS Coat) may I just say for the record that your comment has attracted my attention if for no other good reason than the fact that you are a Squirrel, and, well, I am a Mink who rates Cassolet of Squirrel rather highly on the menu - along with some fava beans and a nice chianti.......

Minx said...

Ms , or, in the alternative, Mr, Squirrel,

Your crazed quest for power nothwithstanding, I should just like to compliment you for your eloquent comment with respect to the dining conditions at the Inn of Mr Barboy, which, to my mind, possess all the culinary finesse and sophistication of KFC on a Friday night.

The Curious Black Cat said...

Two words...HA HA!!

Good to see humour is in little danger of fading within this profession!

Swiss Tony said...

BM, where the heck did you get that picture of me? Is nothing sacred these days?

I can accept that your post was to cast a slur on the character of my little cute and cuddly squirrel, get him banged up for a crime he didn't commit, print photos of me in a compromising position, and other generally scurrilous behaviour, but one thing I can never forgive you for.

Never.

No, I just can't forgive it.

Its deplorable.

No, I won't speak to you again.

Never.

Why, oh why, oh why, have you allowed Minxy to start banging on again about the dining at Inner Temple? Complaining about their cooking is a crime that the Sentencing Guidelines Council has listed at 10 years. Will someone please, once and for all, stuff that microwaved baked potato up her &^%$^% and stop her.

Minx said...

Hm..... Dont recall saying anything about a baked potato, Y'know........