Wednesday 17 June 2009

Was it something I said?

At times like this I like to massage my cerebral hemisphere with literary works of profound meaning and intellectual reasoning. Unable to find anything suitable, the following will have to do:

I'm a little fairy
I don't swear
S**t, B****r, A*******s
I don't care




Rejected after screening, how VERY dare they!




8 comments:

Android said...

Idiots...

Barmaid said...

Exactly Android, couldn't have put it better myself:-)

barboy said...

Screening !? What the hell does that mean, or entail ?

Barmaid said...

I think it means after reading the application, at least I hope it does, but just in case I'm off to look for covert cameras in the bathroom:-)

barboy said...

It's probably just a pompous use of language (by barristers, who would have thought it !) but best be careful. Probably wise to move your international gun running and narcotics operations to an undisclosed location.

Barmaid said...

Look, they are tomato plants, the UV light glowing is just my granny topping up her tan on the super duper sunbed I installed in the loft. Dearie me, people do get the wrong end of the stick sometimes.

Minx said...

Fools. They don't know, and will never know, thanks to some ludicrously arbitrary selection process ( which probably involves several gallons of Malt Whiskey, a Pin and a Telephone Directory, its THAT stuipid) what they are missing.
There's a Chambers out there for you Maid. I KNOW it.

Lost said...

Perhaps they performed some background checks on your granny, and found her an unsuitable family member lol?

The whole screening thing sounds very rude. But slightly better than "epic fail"